I always boulangères on reading Georgette Heyer and Laura London at the age of 13 - and this is true. From the beginning, I developed a taste for good things. What I mention much less often is my enormous appetite (as in a gigantic, oversized and XL) no denying at this age of Barbara Cartland.
During my adolescence, I devoured Dame Barbara. And, given its enormous black list, which amounted to a major league crap load of rose-tinted dreck... er, Cinderella stories.And saw that she wrote the story even featuring the same characters over and over and over and over, which added to the Sandy being heavily flooded with ideas of the Lady on the romance and sex young.(Shiver).
But, heck, I'm Paris that many of us has our time in Earth Cartland.Et, no doubt, we all learned some important lessons, right?
Heroin requirement number one: virginity.Completely non-negotiable.You must be a perfect example of projection of innocence to capture the heart of a Duke, Earl, marquis, or even the occasional prince. Heroin requirement number two: a small heart face. shapedThis Decree always me.Je mean, how in the heck can have a head with a dip in the Center?Heroin requirement number three: big eyes. While carefully avoiding the troll territory (which, as we all know, had large eyes that dinner plates), your eyes should be extremely important to your small heart shaped face.Need heroin number four:Small hands. Small hands are needed for your Duke, marquis, Earl or even the occasional prince to muse: "this a small hand, but it is large enough to hold my world." Heroes still have hair dark. Blond hair (often accompanied by a weak Chin and beady eyes and may, in fact, describe eight number) is a sign of weakness in a man. In a heroin, blond hair, but that does not necessary, are acceptable. Get married establishedDukes, canopies, earls, or even the occasional prince are the only way to go .Quoi? saying there isn't that much dukes, canopies, earls or occasional prince where you live? A Kennedy or a Rockefeller will make any as well.When to pickup your guy, don't worry as master selfish or wicked stepmother.Be assured that the beauty of your face in shape of heart, extremely large eyes and small hands, when combined with your innocence and the kindness, brilliant will triumph. There is always a roué evil, ancient has designs on your virtue.And it's good because it's these exact designs that will cause your Duke, marquis, Earl or even the occasional to come to his sense and realize that in your small hand maintain you its entier.Quand world it saves prince you just in just in Time, of course. Keep a Chair practice. Chairs are essential, as you enter the back to prevent the fall when you are swooning kiss your hero.Never forget all the rakes are to be reformed. As they proceed through their jaded, selfish designs series of life after the woman, woman they all await the virtuous woman who has the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 to save of themselves. (Warning: this single rule is guaranteed to screw you for a good 15 years.)So, is it for you?Have you read Barbara Cartland back in the day?Survive you? is there other authors who may have sound with your head in your origins?
Note: Yes, it's Helena Bonham Carter, who, indeed, seems to have a face in the form of hearts, big eyes and small hands, describing a Cartland.Il heroin was some drama made back in the day, with Hugh Grant starring (I Am Not Making This Up) I think I remember even with Diana Rigg, wicked stepmother hero's reading.
-Sandy AAR
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